the telephone, the telephone i have an idea women always have ideas hello... here is agamemnon here is agamemnon who? wrong connection this is... i am a moralist an anti-militarist i am against duels i cannot stand seeing a fly in rage i cannot look at a uniform or blood that woman has seduced me and now i am done for darling, where shall i hide you in a hurry? here is agamemnon here is agamemnon i am coming directly from the trenches and look forward to a solemn luncheon oh, my nerves i\'m losing my find this damned telephone spoils my favorite position and no i can start writing poetry again
gordon gano: vocal, guitar brian ritchie: bass guitar, organ, vocal guy hoffman: drums, percussion, vocal
recorded and mixed by david vartanian at dv\'s perversion room, milwuakee, wi
