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the arrogant worms - tv weather guy

my father was a lawyer, mom\'s at university
my brother and my sister, they both have their ph.d.
my grampa was a pilot shooting nazis from t he sky
but i am the most famous, i\'m a tv weather guy

he smiles at the camera and tells a little joke
h e always says it\'s sunny if the telestrator\'s broke
thinks a meteorologist knows what falls from the sky
but he\'s got a steady income as a tv weather guy

they said that i\'m not qualified to be on the tv
don\'t know celsius from fahrenheit so i just say degrees
i just read the temperatures and make up a bunch of lies
and end up being right more than the guy on channel five

he smiles at the camera and tells a little joke
he always says it\'s sunny if the telestrator\'s broke
thinks cloud are made from cotton that have blown up to the sky
but he\'s got a steady income as a tv weather guy

on saturdays i must be out of bed by five a.m.
put on a ton of make-up and then stare at the camera lens
greeting all the viewers with a "hi-hi-hip-hello!"
\'cause it\'s the day i have to host a kiddie cartoon show

he smiles at the camera then to his puppet sock
he raves about the crayon drawings of the family dog
did a promo at the shopping mall and made the children cry
he\'s a lousy clown but a good tv weather guy

they said that i\'m not cute enough to be an anchorman
not tough enough for sports and for the arts i was too bland
but i know that some day i will reach my tv goal
when i guest star on baywatch or 90210

\'til then i\'ll smile at the camera and tell a little joke
he always says it\'s sunny if the telestrator\'s broke
he wonders why big storms are always named for other guys
but he\'s got a steady income as a tv weather guy
he\'s got a steady income as a tv weather guy!