| adam sandler - the buffoon & the dean of admissions |  |
performed by adam sandler and conan o' brien :
and now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college.
dean: well michael, i would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and i understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall.
buffoon: i got a snake, man!
dean: yes, pets are welcome here on campus. be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile.
buffoon: one time i fed it some beer man! it was slithering this way and that! it was all fucked up!
dean: i'm sure it was. well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus.
buffoon: fuckin' shit!
dean: yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. so tell me a little bit more about your background.
buffoon: my father's a fucking asshole, man!
dean: hmm, i see. your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son.
buffoon: my mother's a piece of shit too!
dean: well, i hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn.
buffoon: my teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! she had her head way up her ass!
dean: well the quality of the faculty at a university such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school.
buffoon: your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!
dean: yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success.
buffoon: i had diarhea last month. i had to shit all fucking day!
dean: uh huh, well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. so have you given any thought to your choice of major?
buffoon: i've got a big fucking boner right now.
dean: i see. well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension. i do not take offense.
buffoon: one time i ate my neighbors shit!
dean: that's understandable. well, i enjoyed meeting you. we'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month.
buffoon: i bet you got really hairy balls.
dean: yes, it's a veritable forest down there. bye bye.
and now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a prestigious college.
dean: well michael, i would like to extend my warmest congradulations on your upcoming graduation and i understand you are interested in matriculating here in the fall.
buffoon: i got a snake, man!
dean: yes, pets are welcome here on campus. be it the traditional dog, or cat, or even the occasional reptile.
buffoon: one time i fed it some beer man! it was slithering this way and that! it was all fucked up!
dean: i'm sure it was. well we discourage inappropriate drinking among both students and pets here on campus.
buffoon: fuckin' shit!
dean: yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. so tell me a little bit more about your background.
buffoon: my father's a fucking asshole, man!
dean: hmm, i see. your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son.
buffoon: my mother's a piece of shit too!
dean: well, i hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to learn.
buffoon: my teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! she had her head way up her ass!
dean: well the quality of the faculty at a university such as ours far exceeds that of a local public high school.
buffoon: your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!
dean: yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success.
buffoon: i had diarhea last month. i had to shit all fucking day!
dean: uh huh, well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a pleasurable experience. so have you given any thought to your choice of major?
buffoon: i've got a big fucking boner right now.
dean: i see. well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of nervous tension. i do not take offense.
buffoon: one time i ate my neighbors shit!
dean: that's understandable. well, i enjoyed meeting you. we'll be sending you our decision by the end of the month.
buffoon: i bet you got really hairy balls.
dean: yes, it's a veritable forest down there. bye bye.
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