[alan] a-b-c-d-e (wait, alan, may i interest you in coming over to the giggenbush wit me?) no no no, dis is my spot don\'t try and steal my spot a - a is for the atrocious acts that you abominated and committed a is also for ass, ate nine, eight seven and six b b b b is for your belligerent bitchy bottomous state of affairs bad bwoy c is for the cantankerous condition of your character you have no cutout d is for the downright dastardly deeds that you do, dummy despite your degradations, +dialect+ distributed by disc $12.95 for record and $10.95 for tape e - e is for the everlasting thorn in my flesh f is for flesh itself - fuck you! g - get out my house h - homer i - idiot j - jackoff king, king k alan king of my castle l is for the locquacious letter i\'m about to lacerate your fatass wit m - my, my, my, my, my son alan are you mad? the question is no n - n is for new york city o - oh o, oh no you mean o oppression? ostrich-sized oppression p - the plague that plagued our family name bitch! q - quote don\'t you question your quacky quagmire within your intelligence quotient? unquote r r, r - you mean r r, are you ready? rash ravager, rudeness, unruly rambunctious rickety rough, rest {-snores-} resume s - shitty, savage sacred - you sucker t t t - you wan tea bwoy? wake up and smell da coffee! u - you will never understand v - vamoose, you vicious vermin w w {-crying-} w is for the tears.. you make me wept x, x - x amount of times i tell you you could have gone to xavier to study the xylophone y? i don\'t know z is for zany, picture perfect like zenith z is for zoom, ok, clock z\'s
